LinkedIn Guru-preneur walks into a bar.
Bartender asks, “Why the long face?”
LinkedIn Guru-preneur says,
“✅ Always give 110% 🚨
I wasn’t born this way. I was moulded into a #leader by my mentors. If you can’t keep up with the struggle, you don’t DESERVE the #rewards 👑 ”
The bartender thinks about this for a moment. He slides over a bottle of beer to the LinkedIn Guru-preneur.
“You’re a hero. This is on the house. How do I become more like you, an #Influencer?”
The LinkedIn Guru-preneur stands up straight, his shoulders strong. He’s impeccable.
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The bartender looks him dead in the eye and slowly begins to clap.
Everyone else in the bar joins in, the clap becomes a chorus of cheers. They bow.
The bartender says, “WOW. How did I cope without this ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️”
The previously unmentioned supermodel hands him her number.
“What a #VALUABLE lesson 🚨✅🚨”