I’m quickly jumping on this trend before it dies.
See you when I’m a millionaire, losers!
Had a bit of fun mocking up this cover. I’m not posting it to be mean and I don’t want to piss on anyone’s parade.
I’m just a little fed up of the incessant sameness of these self-help business/lifestyle books that all have suspiciously similar titles.
I posted the image to my Twitter and even managed to get a few choice quotes for the back of my non-existent book.
I still need more quotes if I’m ever going to get that damn publishing deal.
You don’t have to read it… just trust me that it’s top quality stuff.
Do me a solid here and I’ll cut you in on the sales.
Anyway, buy the damn book and please remember to use the official hashtag when posting pictures of your copy:
Ooh, and after I make my millions from this book, I can sell a few shitty copywriting courses as well!
Really milk it.
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