Hi!

JAKE KEANE

Yes, this site does look like it’s straight from the 90s.

So what?

Send me a message if you want to work together.

It’s that simple.

HELLO@JAKEKEANE.COM

You’ll probably want to see some of my previous work, right?

An impressive portfolio filled with glistening testimonials and a long list of achievements?

Do you want to discover the secret sauce that led to me working with huge brands from around the world?

Do you want to peruse the work that scored me gigs with clients ranging from OBEs to sex-toy brands?

Tough luck, bozo.

Nah, I’m just kidding.

Email me and I’ll put together some examples of past work and all that junk.

Do it.

HELLO@JAKEKEANE.COM

Or are you a chicken…?

WHY ARE YOU STILL READING?

GET OFF THE PAGE.

THERE’S NOTHING HERE.

JUST EMAIL ME.

NO.

DON’T LOOK AT THIS BIT.

IT’S PRIVATE.

HA, YOU FOOL…

YOU REALLY THINK I’D LEAVE MY MOST VALUABLE WORK HERE?

NO, IF YOU WANT TO GET YOUR HANDS ON THAT, YOU’LL HAVE TO EMAIL ME.